bro-striders-ass-tho:

can we just

burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

struder:

vintage-aerith:

lawrencetheshark:

struder:

i’m gonna piss myself

REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT SKIP THE FELT INTERMISSION

otp

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

coddamn:

linneacapric:

coddamn:

tumblr user linneacapric needs to answer her phone

tumblr user linneacapric has a phone that wont charge and she is gonna cry

get your brothers charger

tumbobler user blindprophet413 is jealous that even tumbobler user linneacapric’s younger brother has a phone 

an-egg:

if the homestuck fandom applied their  observational skills to school or work instead of a webcomic they would all be extremely successful in life i have never seen such a large group of people able to pick up tiny tiny details and loopholes in a plot ever before  holy shit

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

The hilarity that is Toph.

akane0wari:

“dave doesn’t use punctuation”

“dave is stoic and mysterious”

“dave is cool”

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

baconbreath:

these are really easy to use, just type the characters name into some unsuspecting losers ask box and they will be bound by the laws of tumblr to answer you.

ftaires:

YOU WIN YOUNG DAVE